Wollicreeklady










Wolli Creek Lady

She's the Wolli Creek Lady
All cultured and moral
She knows what she wants
and it's 100% oral.

She's bold and she's sassy
and a little overweight
'Not married or attached' thanks
if you're keen to be her date.

Twenty-eight to forty-eight
She wants you younger please
Travel...dinner...movies
then a night between her knees.

Only men from Sydney thanks
Her life's a bit complex
She likes to travel interstate
for 100% oral sex.

Does she reciprocate the favour
and reward men with a blow?
Is her anatomy the problem?
I'm not sure we'll ever know.

Perhaps a problem with her vag?
Blue Waffle springs to mind
Vaginismus, dryness, anxiety, PID
or a fetish of some kind?

A profile most peculiar
I don't know of any men
who'd want to spend their evening 
giving pleasure to this hen.

100% oral?
Yes yes, men want that too
but requesting it in a dating profile?
goodbye, no thanks, adieu.















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