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Steve

I did just sneek a conventional date into the mix the other night.  Went out with Steve from RSVP (singles dating website).  This was date number 2 for us.  Let me help you to picture Steve.  He is kind of ugly, shorter than me and bald.  When he met me for our first date, he was dismissive and a bit tired and over all the dating.  I bought him a coffee while I had a wine.  He could barely be bothered speaking to me at first because the first place I had arranged to meet was closed, and that had put his afternoon out a bit.  As he said to me, "I couldn't believe you would choose to meet somewhere but not check to see if it was open."  Steve's eyebrows needed trimming, he'd grown a moustache for Movember that by our second date was beginning to hang over the top of his lips with a few longer hairs dangling near the entrance to his mouth.  He dealt with these annoying hairs and the newness of the mo by fingering and smoothing it down from his nose about 3 times eve