Hello, my name is Doris and I'd like to make a complaint.

I was on a plane the other day and I was sandwiched between 2 men who both sat with their legs wide apart and their arms on both their arm rests, while  I sat between them with my elbows close to my waist and my legs tightly together.  I managed to wrestle the armrest from the man on my left and I noted how he was suddenly no longer able to pay attention to the document he was reading.  The minute my arm came off the armrest, he reclaimed it and went on reading. It's time we give them a bit of their own medicine