Hello, my name is Doris and I'd like to make a complaint.

Have you ever read a heap of men's dating profiles, and been a little turned off, felt a little uneasy, by the way men refer to their daughters? I have. There is always some nice little gender-specific adjective before the word "daughter(s)" that gives those daughters the qualities men are fanging for in their women. "My gorgeous / my beautiful / my lovely daughters…" You know, safe words to use when referring to your own offspring.  Careful guys, you wouldn't want to use any unsafe words like "smoking" "hot" or "sexy".  Play it cool and no-one will suspect a thing. You never see men describing their sons in dating profiles using adjectives. They might mention "I like spending time with my boys" or "My boys are with me every second weekend". They never refer to their son's looks or personality, and even if they did, they wouldn't use the same words that men save exclusively for women…or other

Wolli Creek Lady She's the Wolli Creek Lady All cultured and moral She knows what she wants and it's 100% oral. She's bold and she's sassy and a little overweight 'Not married or attached' thanks if you're keen to be her date. Twenty-eight to forty-eight She wants you younger please Travel...dinner...movies then a night between her knees. Only men from Sydney thanks Her life's a bit complex She likes to travel interstate for 100% oral sex. Does she reciprocate the favour and reward men with a blow? Is her anatomy the problem? I'm not sure we'll ever know. Perhaps a problem with her vag? Blue Waffle springs to mind Vaginismus, dryness, anxiety, PID or a fetish of some kind? A profile most peculiar I don't know of any men who'd want to spend their evening  giving pleasure to this hen. 100% oral? Yes yes, men want that too but requesting it i

My teenage daughter filled me in on an incident she dealt with on public transport this week.  A man in his mid 20's waits for her to remove her bag from the seat beside her so he can sit there. He stands and waits patiently. Plenty of free seats all around him, but he waits for the one beside her. He sits down and spreads his legs WIDE OPEN. Way over her half of the seat. Like most men do. A good 75cm between his knees. So my daughter placed her bag between her legs and adjusted herself, spreading her legs wide open as well.  At this point she says their thighs were pushed up hard against each other. Neither gave in. She says he was distracted at first, and then gradually became agitated. After a few minutes, he adjusted his position. Moving his bag around, he managed to straighten both of his legs out in a wide V...and then he extended his left leg... over the top of her right leg...so his left calf was resting on her right shin and his left foot was resting between her legs.